Alright, so yesterday and pretty much the last week, I have been very blah...and meh. (*Just an aside, I never knew what 'meh' meant, I do now....:D)
This whole online dating thing, well I don't have trouble getting hits, but the trouble lies in me. I like people, I like attention, and I like well....SEX. I am a thinker, I think with my heart and not my head, and it winds me up falling head over heals and heart broken. So.....once again I am online and I am 'fishin'. I happen upon an attractive guy, doesn't seem to to bad, mentions some sort of crap about censoring out children from these websites as its dangerous......yadda yadda yadda...
So I send him a message, and I say.....(keep in mind this is from memory as I deleted all the messages)
Me: Hi....happened upon your profile, thought I would say Hello. I agree with you about the children. Lets chat sometime. C.
He messages me back the next day and says....
Him: I had some neices and nephews and I took them off. Sure.....Y
So then I was like Sure? ....and what the f..k does the Y stand for....
I had several suggestions from Jenn...teehee...Yoda was my favorite :D
So I message back and say..
Me: Well message me. And btw what does the 'y' stand for....
Him: What does the 'c' stand for....
Me: I asked you first.....My name is Cassie. I showed you mine now you show me yours...
Him: Yvan.....what else you gonna show?
Me: Yvan....working on figuring it out. I can show you my.....sparlking personality....my brain.....tsk tsk I am not that kind of girl. (shut up...)
So then it went on for a couple of more messages about me wanting love and dating and dinner at least and he wanting lap dancing. So in the end.....after I say no.....
Him: Why don't you go and spend time with your four kids.
Me: I said they are all in bed and its mommy time...
Now keep in mind....I had had some Big Girl Lemonade (citrus vodka and lemonade, yummmy) and I am bitter, and lets face it, bitchy...so I thought NO I am not letting this asshole get away with being a jerk....so I say
Me: You know its guys like you that give online dating a bad name. Just because a girl shows interest doesnt mean they want to tear their panties off.
to which he replys....
Him: well to begin w/...don't kid yourself...you''re not even my type...sometimes we say things to get rid of you'se cows....4 kids..think I'm interested?? **** no!!!
love the you'se cows (HAHA) and before I could respond and say he was an asshole and no wonder he was single he blocked me :D
Swwwweeeeeeeeeeet!
love the online dating :D so I have taken some advice that someone I have never met but it is quite knowledgeable said and I will quote them now....
I will stop 'arse-fuckin' on these online dating sites and go to a hotel bar with my good friend Jenn and find me a nice man :D
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That's the best phrase...ever. "fuck-arsing." Brilliant. I thank Innocent for adding it to my repetoire.
You. Me. Big girl shoes. Next Saturday m'friend.
And he's a fucktard douchebag.
Yes!...Big Girl shoes....Couple (not to many) of cocktails....and its ON!
and innocent....you got anymore phrases....:D
Yes well in big girl shoes a couple of drinks are all I can handle. I trip over gravity in Keds...imagine what those heels would do to me. :O
Came here via Black Boxes :-)
Never eat yellow snow...
well douchebags are fricken stupid...sooo sick of them....
and innocent....you are forgetting...we are from canada....we know yellow snow is bad.....;)
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