Tuesday, July 29, 2008

I heart my job.

So I live in a small town. I live in one of the small towns that makes up the Crowsnest Pass. It is so small there is not even a regular grocery store here but there are two bars and a post office haha go figure.

I work in the other small town down the highway. I work in a store called the Bargain Shop. It is a cross between Zellers and Walmart and Kmart. We sell almost everything except for perishable food.

I work part part part time. I mean its like maybe 8 hours a week and it isn't alot but it gets me out of the house and with the grown ups. The reason I love it ...its not because of the high wage as thats a laugh, its not because of the things I actually do, stocking shelves is not very challenging. Its because of the people I encounter on a regular basis.

Because its a small town you get to know the people that frequent the Bargain Shop. I especially like the 'nice' elderly people and even the old crotchety ones. They just make it all worthwhile. I even got tipped for my trouble.

I heart my job.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Random Thoughts

I would like to post these random thoughts I have. I would like to call them a little bit of Murphy's Law and a little bit Cassie :D


When I could not find my ring that I bought and loved, I had to buy another one, and then found it the next day.

Why do we, as human beings, always want the things we can't have the most.

Why do I watch Kids TV when I am alone.

Why do the animals on these shows walk and talk but also have pets......it's like Goofy is a dog, he can walk and talk, but Pluto, who is also a dog, can't.

The phone always rings when I am changing a diaper or going to the bathroom.

Ok....a little look inside my scary mind :D

Have a good day

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

There is always one.



So you know when you go to any sort of anything and there is alot of people there is always one that stands out from the rest. This guy was right beside us and man o man if he didn't have a girlfriend.......;)

Besides his incredible odor or the way he clapped his hands to the music or the ever sexy hat head it was the way he would

Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! to the music.

HOT!

so

Hot!

Monday, July 14, 2008

girlz on the looooose ......again...:D

So here is how my weekend went.....

Friday

Drove all 4 of my lovely children to their nana's house and proceeded to Calgary where we were to go to the Stampede to see two singers, Jully Black and Natasha Bedingfield.

So far so good.....

I get to Jens condo....I sneak into her underground parking so I don't have to worry about the code and then call her, as she suggested I might get lost. She knows me so well.

We get dressed up in our cowboy wear (ok just a cowboy hat) and we board the C-Train to go to the grounds.

We get there, we are starving, something about the smell of deep fried anything to send ones stomach a flutter, so we get our food of choice. Me a really big Corn Dog covered in Mustard (love the penis shaped food teehee;)) and Jen a bison burger and we both got a lemondade. Delicious!

We wandered, we watched sound checks, we wandered somemore. Watched Jully Black and Natasha Bedingfield, both shows were awesome. The ONLY bad things were the rowdy teenagers, the people that would cut throught he crowd always at Jen and the pot....gotta love outdoor concerts :D

We all had the munchies (wonder why) so we got some mini donuts....also delicious. We were tired, as it was past our bedtime(11 p.m.), so we decide to go back to the condo via Ctrain. But Jen and all her brilliance thought if we go the opposite direction we would avoid the crowds and she was right. Except for the possible vomiting girl a few seats back all was good there ....:S

We chatted for a bit and then went to sleep.

Saturday

Slept in until 10 ish ( the couch was awesome )....woke up a with pot hangover not good....browsed the computer and had a shower. Decided to go to the mall for some shopping :D and we were starving....I had my usual of chinese food which was good and I needed a coffee fix, went to the closing Starbucks and got my coffee for free....LOVE that!

Bought a few things one was a red purse and some shirts, Jen bought a dress, all in all a success. Went to walmart got a few more things, went to subway got our dinner.

We thought a nap would be a good idea if we were to go out later so we did that and then got ready to go to the local pub. We stayed for an hour wow we are animals :D. We had some pub food, which was really to much food, and a beverage and then made our way back to Jens.

Luckily, Jen has two laptops so we both sat on the couch and we browsed the online dating sites. We both got a few messages and a few requests for instant messaging and I received this one from a 28 year old in Ontario. He was cute and beefy, mmmmm so I thought this could be fun. I start chatting and within two lines of our conversation it takes a turn down the 'sex talk' road. So for assistance, I turn to my wing woman Jen for some help ;)

We were totally messing with this guy and we were laughing so hard that our stomachs hurt and we were crying....it was awesome.

This guy was determined to have cyber sex and was going to satisfy himself whether I was participating or not hahaha. Little did I know I had not blocked these types of conversations so I quickly did that, but it was funny while it lasted :D

Went to bed after all that as it was 3 in the morning.

Sunday

Woke up waaaaaay to early, felt tired and dragged out.....went for breakfast. Then I drove home from there...

All in all it was a fabulous weekend with a great friend. Thanks Jen and thanks for your couch ;)

Thursday, July 10, 2008

stupid boys

Ok I officially give up....

I don't understand them....they are complex and confusing.

They don't communicate, they don't express themselves.

I think I will become a lesbian, at least I know my people.

stupid boys

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

little black dress

She sees him out of the corner of her eye, she can't help but notice him, tall, handsome, elegant. She is only half listening to the conversation with the other ladies about throw pillows and cotton sheets. She turns and catches his attention.

She excuses herself and makes her way out of the party towards the powder room. She closes the door behind her and takes a look in the mirror. She is flushed and nervous.

She hears a light tap on the door.

He enters and they don't speak. His hands cup her face and draws his lips to hers. The kissing is slow at first and then becomes more urgent. He turns her so she is leaning agains the counter facing the mirror. He kisses her neck, her shoulder.

His pants fall to the floor with a gentle clink as the belt hits the linoleum. He gently raises her dress to discover that she is not wearing panties. He enters her and she slowly moans. They become one with each other, grabbing, kissing moaning. The 'come' together in the height of ecstacy and totally lose control.

After they finish and catch their breath, she lowers her little black dress and he pulls up his pants. He opens the door and slips out. She waits a few minutes and then makes her way back to the party.