Wednesday, September 29, 2010

scarlet letter.....

I'm baaaack.....

so I am on POF agaaaain...not sure why I do this to myself. Nonetheless, I have been a couple of dates but yet to have sex. Its been 5 months, which for me is a bit of a dry spell.

My problem is we go on a few dates, but because I am honest, I tell them I have an std so that its not during or before the heat of the moment.

Well telling them this makes them run the other way. So I have a few options....

a) Go on the dating website for leppers like me. :D

b) Continue down this road and become more bitter and resentful :(

or
c) Invest in a toy and a super duper multipack of batteries.


I am seriously considering the latter.

C

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

What the MFing hell are you doing on POF?

Invest in a good toy that's rechargeable. Save on batteries.

Meanwhile we'll try and find ourselves some nice guys. Somehow. Somewhere.

There are nice guys right?

Anonymous said...

Meanwhile...

you're complaining about 5 months???????

Really? Really??

:D

Innocent Bystander said...

5 months? I go a bit screwy after 5 days!

Anonymous said...

HB - you don't wanna be me then.